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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

mrscarstairs:

lizthefangirl:

a-flame-in-the-dark:

can we just talk about how valentine looks like some freaking badass rockstar who’s just stepping on the stage or out of his music video?

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i can hear a queen song in the distance

MAMA JUST KILLED A MAN. PUT A SWORD AGAINST HIS HEAD. SWUNG MY BLADE AND NOW HE’S DEAD. MAMAAAA, JACE’S ROMANTIC LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN. NOW HE’S GOTTA LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND AND FACE THE TRUUUUTH